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Li Guang has been in the entertainment industry for three years, and she’s so broke that her bank account only has two yuan left, making even her next meal a problem. Her biggest moment of fame was on a small variety show when she called the award-winning actress Ran Mingyue, only to have the call hung up, leading to a massive online mockery from fans.
Upon seeing a job posting for a security guard in a villa complex, Li Guang had an epiphany. She wasn’t meant for the entertainment industry at all! She could become a security guard at a young age and save herself decades of pointless struggle.
Not long after she started her new job, the all-star escape variety show You Flee, I Chase, You Can’t Escape with Wings began filming in the very villa complex where she worked. It was rumored that all the celebrity guests were troublesome and difficult to deal with.
The security team captain found her: “Xiao Li, you’re new and need experience. You’ll be in charge of on-site security for this show. Do a good job, and you’ll be the next security captain.”
Li Guang: “No problem!”
After You Flee went live, fans noticed a thin security guard wearing a mask following Ran Mingyue.
Fans were skeptical: “Can she even do it? With a small frame like that, can she really protect our award-winning actress?”
The next second, Li Guang kicked an incoming NPC a great distance with one swift motion.
Fans: ?
Later on—
The door that Ran Mingyue couldn’t open no matter what she tried was kicked open by Li Guang.
The dark road Ran Mingyue was too scared to walk was lit by Li Guang, who swung her flashlight around.
Ran Mingyue was scared out of her wits by an NPC; Li Guang, in turn, scared the NPC out of its wits.
In the end, whenever a situation arose, the chat and the guests would shout: “Quick, quick, quick, call the security guard!”
Li Guang never imagined that as an off-screen security guard, she would cause such a stir, dominate the trending searches in every episode, and be strongly requested to become a regular cast member. She was crowned “Best Main Tank,” and more and more fans called for her return to the entertainment industry.
Li Guang: “No, no, no, I am a security guard today and will still be a security guard tomorrow.”
Just as Li Guang was rejecting all resource offers and countless scripts for popular dramas, a photo of her and award-winning actress Ran Mingyue entering a luxurious mansion together was exposed.
Li Guang immediately clarified: “It’s a misunderstanding. I’m her security guard in the villa complex. We have a normal employer-employee relationship.”
However, Ran Mingyue made a rare social media post, reposting Li Guang’s clarification and tagging her.
“Wife, are you still throwing a tantrum?”
Fans: ???
Later, Ran Mingyue was asked why she hung up on Li Guang during the show when Li Guang called her.
The actress said, “Because before the show, I kissed her, and she still didn’t understand my feelings, so I hung up out of spite.”
Li Guang belatedly realized: “I left the industry to be a security guard for three months, only to return as the award-winning actress’s ‘White Moonlight’?”
