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Tang Yu transmigrated into a sweet, mpreg romance novel as the main character. His childhood best friend is the story’s male lead, but there is just one tiny hitch: Tang Yu is completely, undeniably straight.
Tang Yu’s master plan: Romance? Having babies? No thanks! As long as I keep my distance from the male lead, the plot can’t touch me.
Later, when the male lead gets injured and asks to crash at his place
Tang Yu: Sure! He just doesn’t want his parents to worry. What a good kid.
Later still, when the male lead notices Tang Yu’s coldness and pitifully sighs that he “has no friends”
Tang Yu: Fine! As long as you don’t have designs on my body, I’ll be your friend.
Finally, when the male lead confesses his feelings and says he’s missing a boyfriend
Tang Yu: Alright!… Wait, hold on. Something feels wrong here?
Yikes. This is completely off script from what he had planned! When exactly did things go off the rails?!
Before he can figure it out, a long finger presses gently against the back of his neck, and a teenager’s slightly raspy voice whispers in his ear “You’re distracted while we’re kissing. How should I punish you?
Tang Yu: Whatever! Forget it. High school romance is actually pretty great!
Lately, everyone at school has noticed something shocking Tang Yu, who used to constantly glue himself to the school’s star student, has completely changed. He doesn’t follow him around anymore.
But why is the usually ethereal, almost aggressively aloof top student suddenly chasing after Tang Yu? In fact, it feels like he’s unlocked a completely different personality.
When Tang Yu isn’t around and a fight breaks out, the top student beats the local punks so badly they start questioning their life choices. But the second Tang Yu appears? The top student instantly turns fragile and begs for comfort.
During the school sports meet, someone hands Tang Yu a bottle of water. The top student sighs: “They’re so thoughtful, bringing you ice water. Unlike me… I only thought to bring room-temperature water.”
The very next second, he pulls out his phone, looks up the medical dangers of drinking ice water right after running, and reads it out loud. Everyone else: Where did your elegant, untouchable vibe go? Did a scrap metal collector buy it off you?
Bai Yuenian quickly realizes his crush has some incredibly bizarre ideas about reality.
For instance, after getting completely wasted one night, a tearful Tang Yu wrapped his arms around Bai Yuenian’s neck and sobbed, “It’s so scary! I don’t want to give birth! Waaah…”
Bai Yuenian: “???” You can give birth? But looking at the crying mess in his arms, he could only coax him gently: “Okay, okay, we won’t have babies.”
Eventually, things still happened between him and Bai Yuenian. Tang Yu couldn’t quite describe his mixed emotions, but his absolute biggest worry right now was his stomach after all, this was supposed to be an mpreg novel! So, he bought a box of morning after pills and swallowed one with tears in his eyes.
That afternoon, Tang Yu found himself lying in a hospital bed, listening to the doctor say: “He’s fine, he just accidentally ingested birth control pills.”
Standing by the bedside, Bai Yuenian looked at him blankly: “???” Accidentally ate what? Do you seriously think you can get pregnant?
